Best of the Dialogues of Mr.Bond

Hiyaa!
Bond movies have been characterized by many intigruing things.....one of them being the dialogues....I've tried my best to select some of the best of these dialogues filled with extreme shrewdness and sarcasm....these dialogues have always been at the tip of my tongue....

Tomorrow Never Dies
English Defence Minister : Where exactly has this mystererious GPS signal come from?
M : We're still investigating.....
Admiral :..STILL INVESTIGATING!!...with all your respect M, sometimes I don't think you have the bones for this job!!
M : Perhaps, but the only advantage is I didn't have to think with him all the time..
English Defence Minister : That's enough!!

James Bond : Tell me Elliot, I was just wondering about your satellites, the way you have positioned yourself globally....
Elliot Carver : They are really tools for information,Mr.Bond...
James Bond : Note this information..say if you want to manipulate the course of governments....or people........or even a ship
Elliot Carver : (Giggling) Thats very interesting Mr.Bond. You have a vivid information...for a banker....perhaps I should commision you to write a novel.....
James Bond : Oh, I was not been lost at sea.......adrift?

I'll post some more dialogues in my next post......

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello!
I've got some more frm GoldenEye:

I

Valentine : So Mr.Bond what is it that brings you to my neighbourhood,hmm? Still working for the MI6 or have you decided to join the twenty first century? I hear the new M is a lady....
James Bond : I want you to do me a favour..
Valentine : (laughing) He wants ME to do HIM a favour....my knee aches every single day, twice the year it is cool, you don't know how long the winter lasts in this country..hmm?...tell him Dmitri...
Dmitri : err...depends-
Valentine : SILENCE!!
James bond : As an ex-KGB agent you surprise me Valentine..it shows some of your stature must have realised the skill was not to hitch a knee but to........miss the rest of you..
Valentine : So why did you not kill me?
James Bond : Call it professional courtesy..


II
James Bond : Interesting set up Alec...you break in the Bank of England via computer..then transfer the money electronically...just seconds before you set off the GoldenEye...which erases any record of the transactions......ingenious...

Alec : Thank You James...

James Bond : But still the boy has done a petty theft...in the end you are just a bank robber...nothing more than a common thief...

Alec : You always did have a small mind James...

Anonymous said...

Casino Royale
M : maybe I made a mistake by giving u "OO" status...

Bond : As i realise 00s hav a short life expectancy, so maybe your mistake will be short lived.

Anonymous said...

In Die Another Day,

Varity : I see you know how to handle your weapon.

James Bond : I've always learned to keep the tip up..

Anonymous said...

James bond is in Oxford University making love to a Danish professor when Monneypenny calls up to call him for an emergency:

Moneypenny : What are you doing there?
James Bond : Brushing up(kiss) a (kiss) little (kiss) Danish.
Moneypenny : Maybe you can kiss off your lessons James!

Anonymous said...

gud 1.....xtreamer......i whud like to read some more posts!

Unknown said...

From Tomorrow never dies:(Bond disguises himself as a Banker and goes to a party of Elliot Carver,the villian. There he meets a chinese agent)
Chinese agent(lady): So what field of banking do u specialize in Mr,Bond?

Bond: HOSTILE TAKEOVERS!!!!

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